ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(Source: beesmygod)


yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody


dehaans:

when people refer to coulson as “phil” in fics

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nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

(Source: kimsoldblogone)


(Source: girff)


(Source: twocubes)


kardashianjpeg:

I couldn’t resist making this

kardashianjpeg:

I couldn’t resist making this


mckardashian:

this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon


Things Which Have Never Yet Been Done

(Source: blurrymelancholy)


baby's first words
baby: d-d-da..
father: daddy?
baby: david bowie

thatfellowsthings:

If you say so, Nintendo


nyehs:

maybe the real aesthetic was the friends we made along the way


livertaker:

a place where something used to be

livertaker:

a place where something used to be


orphanblack:

On the internet, watching Tatiana on the internet talking to Tatiana on the internet.

(Source: iansomerhaldervevo)


overlypolitebisexual:

be your OWN problematic fave